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join the fight against grime

OH NO!  A caper of unspeakable filth has been committed in Texas!  NOW Fred is on the fly and it looks like there’s no stopping him!  

Have no fear, THE TexAS TOAD is on the case!  if anyone can bring THIS FECKLESS Fly to justice, TEX CAN!  

But everyone knows that everything is bigger in Texas!  AND Fred might still have some DIRTY tricks up his slimy sleeves.   Tex might need some help…  

OH GOODY! HERE COMES THE Texas Posse!  WITH THESE FRIENDS, TEX MIGHT JUST have what it takes to nab the feckless Fly!

Sharpen your spurs, pardnerS… We’re headed for a showdown! 

MESSAGE BOARD:

“APPRECIATE THE ATTENTION...
business is booming”
S.<M. MELLY


“SINCE WE READ THE TEXAS TOAD...WE CANT STOP CROAKING ABOUT IT.”
R. IBBITTS

“THESE LYRICS ARE SMOOTHER THAN A HOT PUDDLE OF SWILL.”
I.M. NASTY

“THAT's NO TALL TALE. THATS A NASTY SMELL.”
P.U. USTINK

“THAT FLY IS A M<ENACE.
IF I COULD GET OUT OF THIS CHAIR, I would SWAT HIM TO ABILENE”
S. T. RIKEOUT


“QUITE A BOOK
GET THE FLY
JUST WATCH THE HOOK.”
B. LEE BASS


A tall TEXAS tale

Tired of reading the same old cheesy stories to his boys, L.S. ROMINGER set out in search of A REAL texas hero…and maybe right some wrongs along the way.  besides being a grime-fighting hero, did you know the TEXAS TOad is also the STATE AMPHIBIAN?  THAT IS A FACT!

Fact or Fiction? GOVERNOR ROSS declares fred fly public enemy # 1